Happy Damn Independence Day Husband.
It's reminiscent of your birthday when you broke your finger, and that random day that started out well and ended up with a canned chicken attack and me treating for shock.
Husband came blasting into the house, swearing at the top of his lungs in the midst of my trifleing experiment (mines on the right... looks deelish, no? They were out of blueberries, stupid store. I was trying to be patriotic, but gave up. My husband is in the Army and I still like our country despite the retards that run it, so it's as patriotic as it gets. Our big celebration for the 4th was taking an early morning nap, and also getting an afternoon one! But I digress...) mad as a hornet.
Literally. He had just gotten bit by one.
In.
The.
Face.
His annoyance here was that it looked like a zit on his nose but I still wanted a picture.
Kudos to me for getting the 'before' picture and enabling the coolest progression timeline of facial swelling EVAH!!
3 minutes later....
5-8 minutes later.....
14 minutes from bite-time...
I lost track of time here. Actually, I just made those other times up. I have no idea what the times were.
Just like to send a big shout out to Ryker, who was a tremendous help during the process with his continual whining and barking for lack of attention.
You were a real lifesaver, dog.
Another big thanks to our other contributors, namely Cindy-Mom, Web MD and Verizon, for providing the phone service. Much gratitude to Benadryl, which eventually made him groggy enough I could force some Advil on him without too much fight. And to ice packs everywhere.
You sure do save face.
Ouch.
ReplyDeleteBahaha...... That is the neatest time line I have ever seen! Great showing of what swelling looks like. Sorry to your husband that he had to deal with the sting and the swelling, but so fun for us to see! Still makes me laugh....
ReplyDeleteJordan doesn't even look like himself when his face swelled up. Way to be a supportive wife and take pictures of the swelling. That's what I would have done too. Also, after viewing those pictures from your trip down to Florida, Paul is happy that Jordan is as white as he is. Makes him feel better. HA!
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