I wasn't going to do this.
Really, I wasn't. Mostly because Husband was expecting it, and that's not any fun at all. Plus, two posts in one day? What is my world coming too?
Aren't we supposed to love our neighbor? Doesn't revenge just weaken us?
But then as I thought about it I realized that contemplative revenge is much sweeter than anticipatory revenge. And no one has to read two posts a day, that's up to you, not me. Overload on your part is not my problem.
Justification is almost as sweet as payback.
Conversation. Of. The. Day
Sitting on the couch after watching a few episodes from the Big Bang Theory Season 2. Ryker is on Husband's lap, asleep. Probably with his paws straight up in the air.
Katie: What time is your yoga class?
Husband: 7:30. I should probably go get my yoga pants on.
Katie knows he's being sarcastic. He's much, much too masculine for yoga pants in public.
Katie: You can always borrow mine.
Husband: Wouldn't the butt be way too saggy on me?
Catastrophic silence ensues as the two stare at each other. Husband averts his eyes in abject horror and an admission of guilt. Katie prevents him from speaking any further, as only more damage comparable with Hurricane Katrina would result.
Husband is currently washing the dishes.
I totally just laughed out loud! Thanks for posting 2 in a day, it made my day! And I love those pics. I really want to go down south for a visit!
ReplyDeleteHa! I cried a few tears of laughter at this conversation. This may be my favorite story ever written. :)
ReplyDeleteI love reading your posts, Katie. I can't help but laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteSpencer says he thought they taught good communication skills in the military. Has Jordan not had that class yet?
ReplyDeleteHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. That's really all I have to say about that. Oh, and we need to chat!!! I miss you!!
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