I'm still laughing...

Best. Conversation. Ever.

Mother: "So, what kind of dog are you going to get? A male or a female?"

Katie: "I don't know. Probably a male, right? Don't you think, honey?" Looking over at husband, sitting innocently at her side.

Husband: "Is that because you don't want another bitch around the house?"

I publicly congratulate Husband on a job well done.